Reo N his Kiddos!: Term 4 SA2 Results 2013

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Term 4 SA2 Results 2013

Jie, P3 of River Valley Primary
Eng 95 Maths 94 Science 93 Chinese 93 Higher 73
He's eligible for GEP course next year!

Yun, P4 of Compassvale Primary
Science 93 Maths 88 Eng 87 Chinese 84

Received Edusave Award for her tremendous results!

Keith, P1 of Keming Primary
Eng 90 Chinese 85 Maths 91

Josh, P3 of Keming Primary
Eng 78 Maths 85 Science 79

Ernest, P5 of Keming Primary
Eng 66 Maths 73 Science 74

more updates coming up....

Jokes....

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Maths.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student," but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." "I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"