Reo N his Kiddos!: CURRENT STUDENTS 2017

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

CURRENT STUDENTS 2017

V5 Boy Grace Orchard School
(Special school for kids with MID/ASD)
Chinese

P3 Boy Fairfield Methodist Pri
English Maths Science

P4 Boy Chua Chu Kang Pri
English

P4 Girl Fairfield Methodist Pri
Maths Science

P4 Boy Nan Hua Pri

English Maths Science

P5 Boy River Valley Pri

Science

P5 Boy Pei Hwa Pri
Maths Science

P5 Boy Qifa Pri
Maths

P6 Girl Nan Hua Pri

English Maths Science

P6 Boy River Valley Pri
English Science

P6 Boy Greenridge Pri

Maths Chinese English Science

S1(IP) Boy River Valley High
Maths Science

S2 Boy Nan Hua High
Maths Science

* Limited Time Slot Available.
* Strictly Keep To The Time Schedule Allocated & Minimise Last Minute Cancellation.

Jokes....

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Maths.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student," but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." "I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"